Jake Spam

Jul. 25th, 2004 06:58 pm
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for [livejournal.com profile] barefootatkheb who asked for:

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I only have the promo pics, at least in decent quality, so maybe you have seen those before. *shrugs*


and more skin. Dustin Hoffman kindly volunteered to help me with the "more skin" part, so thank him and not me. ;)













Teehee!

ETA:



nnnggghhh ;D

Date: 2004-07-25 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barefootatkheb.livejournal.com
OMG! you totally rock!!

I didn't have most of the TDBT pics *sheepish grin* *squee* just love the pic where he's standing outside the car (didn't have that one *s*)
and ohh nice skin pics *piles love on both you and Dustin Hoffman* <3 <3

Re: nnnggghhh ;D

Date: 2004-07-25 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you didn't already have all of them. So, yay! ;)

And I don't know about Dustin, but *piles love on you*

Whee! So glad you like the spam!

Re: nnnggghhh ;D

Date: 2004-07-25 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barefootatkheb.livejournal.com
I tried to find some after I had seen the movie, but didn't have much luck *s* but thanks to you I now have a neat little bunch :))

hehe, well I had to give Dustin a little love for that, but mostly for you <3

*nods* I did ineed :)

Date: 2004-07-25 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barefootatkheb.livejournal.com
*drools all over herself*
wet!Jake *falls over* <3 <3

Date: 2004-07-25 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Heee! How could I forget wet!Jake?

I'm so glad you like :D

*hugs*

Date: 2004-07-25 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barefootatkheb.livejournal.com
*nods* wet!Jake is not to be forgotten *g* ;)

wet!Jake is the best and so are you <3

*hugs*

Date: 2004-07-25 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teainjuly.livejournal.com
hahaha. i just read "prono pics". man. awesome pics. thanks for the spam love!

oh, i am __agarwaen. this is my new journal. willyouaddme? *puppy dog eyes* <3

Date: 2004-07-25 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Heee!

Of course I will add you, silly! *clings*

And, hehehehe "pron-o pics". I should post some pron-o pics. Really. I should.

<3

Date: 2004-07-25 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teainjuly.livejournal.com
YES! and some WET!JACKE pics!! ahahahaahha <333 he's so hot. ngh.

Date: 2004-07-25 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teainjuly.livejournal.com
*JAKE. lol

Date: 2004-07-25 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Heeee!

Wet!Jake it is, then.

Add me back?

Date: 2004-07-25 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teainjuly.livejournal.com
tsk. lova. you were one of the first i added. <3 :D

*YAY WET!JAKE* ngahahahahaha.


/dork

Date: 2004-07-25 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
Those pics of Jake slogging through the flood must have been the inspiration for the Wet!Jake spread in, was it Entertainment Weekly? I think that was the mag with one of the gay-porniest photos: the one where wet Jake is on all fours with his mouth hanging open and an arc of water beads in the air near his face.

Hee - Dustin Hoffman has been around Hollywood long enough to see male pulchritude when he sees it =).

Date: 2004-07-25 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
I think it was Entertainment Weekly. I put a few wet!Jake pics up in another post because I was asked for more wet!Jake. :)

After we discussed his poses I found so many "gay-porn-pose" pictures in my folder. Though I don't have the one you were referring too... I can't get the EW here, and couldn't find more then two pictures from their spread.

There are some that look barely legal. I don't know of you know the Henny Garfunkel shot; Jake looks so young in the pics, yet he's posed on a bed with that look in his eyes.

As you said before: the world needs more Jakeporn, especially when there are so many pics screaming porn.

Gay Porn Pose

Date: 2004-07-25 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ky02121.livejournal.com
I was thinking the same thing. It's the one were he's on his stomach and he's wearing a black mesh top. He's looks so ready for porn in that photo. Wet and everything too. There's been rumors about him being bi. Check out gossipista.com

Re: Gay Porn Pose

Date: 2004-07-25 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Yeah, I saw that one. There are a lot of those pics, makes you wonder.

Thank you so much for the link!

Re: Gay Porn Pose

Date: 2004-07-26 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
Thank you so much for the gossipista link! Made my day! Frisky puppies!

I looked around at jakegyllenhaalfan.com, and couldn't find the one I thought I'd remembered, so maybe my fevered imagination just extrapolated it from the one you mention. They had the mesh shirt wet!Jake as part of a shoot for Interview. Though there could be some mistakes. I saw that a great butt shot was missing from a Teen People layout they'd scanned (I will try to find that one tomorrow).

Date: 2004-07-25 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
I haven't found the one I'm talking about yet. But here's a link to a site with scans from the shoot he did for US Vogue (it's jakegyllenhaalfan.com, so you may well already have it). But if you look at number 5 and 8, where he's with a horse instead of a girl, there are some gay porn elements: the scowl, the black clothes, the shiny paramilitary boots instead of rustic cowboy boots. I recall thinking, usually if a photo like that were done to appeal to women, he'd have a friendlier expression, and more soft fabrics, eg, weathered chambray/denim, worn suede/distressed leather. As it is, the look comes off more ad-for-a-gay-leather-club than romantic dashing horseman (not that I'm complaining ;-).

http://www.jakegyllenhaalfan.com/gallery/categories.php?cat_id=140

Date: 2004-07-25 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
adding: how could I forget to point out the angle of the dangle of his artfully-placed riding crop handle- hee!

I imagine him getting ready to apply that crop to the well-worn seat of the jeans Heath wears as Ennis, to punish him for being such a little tease!

Here's a link to a low-res scan of a newspaper pic with both of the boys. I got the link on a msg board, no idea what paper it's from, maybe Calgary? They are looking rather discouraged at something. The file type downloads as .asp, of all things, so once I download it, I can't open it on my Mac.

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=9416331

Date: 2004-07-26 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Oh! Thank you! I guess that's the first pic from the set that I have seen.

I converted it to .jpeg, so you can open it on your mac :)

I'm not sure if it's cool to repost it, but I figured that it's ok when I just post it here in the comments section. I can disable the link after you downloaded it.

Image

Is it approx. the same quality?

Thanks again. :)

Date: 2004-07-26 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
Thanks! Yes, the quality's about the same.

I just got the link off a msg board, so I certainly have no problem with you leaving it up. My feeling about the property rights of these things is, scans are just scans, anyone could have done it, they get reposted all over the internet, and the only people who can really claim ownership are the original publishers, who would certainly turn me down if I asked for permission, but who must know they are available on jakegyllenhaalfan.com, etc.

Whereas icons, fanart, etc, where someone has actually done something to the scanned material, I think of as something that has an "owner" somewhere in the fandom, whose permission I would seek.

They are looking under the blue tarp...perhaps the lunch table, covered on a rainy day? "I don't know, Heath...I'm no expert on Canadian cuisine. But if I ever saw Rocky Mountain Oyster salad, I think that's what it would look like."

Date: 2004-07-26 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, I bought the Vogue because I really liked the spread they had; maybe even because of those elements ;) And for some strange reason I like the pictures with the Horse best. Teehee.

I remember my surprised reaction when I first noticed the amount of slashable goodness in manga and anime. Even if the story doesn't center around a m/m relationship, there were hints and subplots everywhere! 98% of all such stories were written by women for women, and talking about pictures of Jake (or actors in general) reminded me of that. Even though the pictures don't seem to have women as they're target group, they do appeal to a lot of women I know. Maybe it's just the slasher community though. I know I'm just waiting for an excuse to slash Jake whenever possible (even though I hardly write anything down these days...).

But, um, yeah. I like the idea of Jake as a cowboy, but combined with gay porn elements, he leaves me breathless.

Date: 2004-07-26 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fractal-moonshi.livejournal.com
"Oh yeah, I bought the Vogue because I really liked the spread they had; maybe even because of those elements ;) And for some strange reason I like the pictures with the Horse best. Teehee."

Me, too! The horse ones have also been everyone's favorites on message boards I look at.

"Even though the pictures don't seem to have women as they're target group, they do appeal to a lot of women I know. Maybe it's just the slasher community though. "

I wonder how much the visibility of the slasher community online has changed the perceptions of the people who do layouts for fashmags, to make them aware of the many women who would like to see more m/m goodness. I bet it's more popular than they thought.

I recall reading, back when I was in XF fandom, how much David Duchovny's wife, Tea Leoni, enjoyed the season 5 kiss Krycek gave Mulder. There was an interview where she told the reporter, when she heard of it coming up, her response was, "Yes! Do it! Do it!"

I've not seen anything by Henny Garfunkel. But I thought of an AU explanation for some of the these shots; Heath likes to take pictures of Jake sprawled around, looking fuckable.

I can imagine Heath visiting Jake's hotel room after their workday is done. He picks up one of these mags, which Jake's publicity person has sent up to keep Jake posted on the press he's getting. He can't help teasing Jake about the gay-porny looks.

"You ain't seen nothin' yet," laughs Jake, striking a seductive pose.

Heath runs back to his room to grab his camera. Once he returns, they have their own little photo shoot. Jake puts on a show for Heath until Heath can no longer keep his hands off. ;-)

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