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kohakuSeems like someone tipped off the authorities about Castiel's reading habits... Again, I'm really sorry about this.
"Cas?"
"..."
"Castiel."
"..."
"Oh, come on."
"..."
"Caaaaaas."
"..."
"Look, I'm SORRY I drew a mustache on Dean on the cover of your first edition, okay?"
~*~
Castiel,
I was saddened to hear that your current reading quota does not meet the
requirements for Angels of your caste. Moreover, you seem to place
emphasis not on the scriptures provided but novels that deal with
paganism and human interaction rather than Works of Holy. You still
haven't picked up your issued book package containing Talks with the
Man Upstairs, Warriors or Messengers?, and The Celestial
Way, volumes III – VI.
Please note that while we encourage activities outside the scheduled
exercises, you are still obligated to acquire the amount of credits
relevant to your caste. Failing to do so might result in reassignment
and/or relocation.
I would like to advice you to make an appointment with your supervisor.
If you fail to do so, we are bound to forward this matter to the
Archangel responsible for your section.
Best regards,
Your Order for the Heavenly Peace.
~*~
Castiel,
We regret to inform you that it is not possible to disclose the name of
the angel filing the case against you. Please be ensured that it is not
a complaint but a concern, and therefore will be treated as such.
Moreover, please refrain from using expressions such as “You gotta be
kidding me.” and “crap.” While these expressions do not violate the
second law, they are inappropriate and rather human-sounding. Such
linguistic defects, if unattended, could compromise your next review.
Best regards,
Your Order for the Heavenly Peace.
"Cas?"
"..."
"Castiel."
"..."
"Oh, come on."
"..."
"Caaaaaas."
"..."
"Look, I'm SORRY I drew a mustache on Dean on the cover of your first edition, okay?"
~*~
Castiel,
I was saddened to hear that your current reading quota does not meet the
requirements for Angels of your caste. Moreover, you seem to place
emphasis not on the scriptures provided but novels that deal with
paganism and human interaction rather than Works of Holy. You still
haven't picked up your issued book package containing Talks with the
Man Upstairs, Warriors or Messengers?, and The Celestial
Way, volumes III – VI.
Please note that while we encourage activities outside the scheduled
exercises, you are still obligated to acquire the amount of credits
relevant to your caste. Failing to do so might result in reassignment
and/or relocation.
I would like to advice you to make an appointment with your supervisor.
If you fail to do so, we are bound to forward this matter to the
Archangel responsible for your section.
Best regards,
Your Order for the Heavenly Peace.
~*~
Castiel,
We regret to inform you that it is not possible to disclose the name of
the angel filing the case against you. Please be ensured that it is not
a complaint but a concern, and therefore will be treated as such.
Moreover, please refrain from using expressions such as “You gotta be
kidding me.” and “crap.” While these expressions do not violate the
second law, they are inappropriate and rather human-sounding. Such
linguistic defects, if unattended, could compromise your next review.
Best regards,
Your Order for the Heavenly Peace.
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Date: 2009-04-05 09:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-05 10:03 am (UTC)Yeah, I remembered NOT to flock it! And I actually got a nice comment from someone you pointed this way, so in case they want to read this installment too...
:D
Hahhaa, glad you like!
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Date: 2009-04-05 10:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-05 10:48 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2009-04-05 11:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-05 11:11 am (UTC)It all started with the Milka ad around Christmas. Die Engel! Ask silme, we laughed our asses off! All my crack seems to be about Cas. And of course Angel.
*cuddles* Thank you, sweetie!
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Date: 2009-04-05 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-05 11:16 am (UTC)Will look at some stories tonight when I'm home. <3
Lunchbreak now!
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Date: 2009-04-05 11:23 am (UTC)BTW: We never made it to talking on the phone.
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Date: 2009-04-05 12:27 pm (UTC)We need to remedy the not talking on the phone. Seriously. Uni starts next week, so as soon as I'm settled, I'm game!
*squishes*
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Date: 2009-04-05 12:52 pm (UTC)Alright, you let me know as soon as you got the time.
*smishes*
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Date: 2009-04-05 04:58 pm (UTC)Also, the fact that the whole Order is so remarkably bureaucratic, which is so much "Angel Sanctuary" it makes me crack up no end.
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Date: 2009-04-05 07:38 pm (UTC)Oh, he so knows it's Uriel, the big bully. Cas prefers sitting on his cloud, dangling his legs and staring into space to picking a fight. Damn, didn't the books teach him anything but human expressions?!