cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Put a Kohaku in Your Tank.

Think Kohaku.

There's Only One Kohaku.

Put The Kohaku in Britain.

It Takes a Tough Man to Make a Tender Kohaku.

What Can Kohaku Do For You? ( That's me at your service.)

Kids Will Do Anything for Kohaku. (Why don't you too?)

Do The Kohaku.

Kohaku, Take Me Away!

Biting The Hand That Feeds Kohaku. (Definitely not a good idea!)

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Kohaku!

Only Kohaku Has The Answer.

And now my favorites! Ready? Go:

Because Kohaku is Complicated Enough.

Naughty, but Kohaku.

Edited to let you know: Good Kohaku Has Danish Written All Over It.

Bwahahahaha. So easily amused!