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Aug. 4th, 2003 11:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kohakuI'm the creator of a new Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Mmmm, created on my birthday, bwahahahahahaha!
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Mmmm, created on my birthday, bwahahahahahaha!
