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Kohaku ([personal profile] kohaku) wrote2003-08-05 09:30 pm
jb_slasher: enter shikari; common dreads (do not ask)

Err.

[personal profile] jb_slasher 2003-08-05 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Ewan walked through park down towards his couch, random thoughts of the missionary crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Joey had told him she often dreamed about Danny involved in anal sex with a wolf , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Jude .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Jonny, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Jude masturbating himself with a chocolate.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the knife he was carrying with him. Would Jude's back feel like that to his chest?

What would Jude think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating pasta off Jude's beautiful knee?

Ewan rubbed the knife against his back whispering Jude's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his couch but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Jude's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Jude had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. park was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the pasta he was carrying and leisurely scratched his back.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Ewan calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his pasta and ran towards the sound of his honeybunny's voice.

Jude stumbled through the darkness towards Ewan. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his honeybunny being attacked by a wolf. Was he about to be raped by Peter dressed as Danny? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his chest.

Ewan, Ewan, my honeybunny, screamed Jude. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Ewan leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the knife and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare knee pointing in the air.

Jude! Ewan gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Jonny said you were in your couch engaged in some the missionary with Joey.

No, I was alone in my couch with nothing but my chocolate for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your knee was, and how I would like to stroke my back against it, and have you kiss my chest, and now I see your knee for myself I realise that not even Danny has a knee to compare with yours.

Oh, honeybunny, Jonny said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Joey.

What! That old wolf, I'd rather get involved in anal sex with Peter, a knife and pasta than dream of the missionary with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my chest curl.

Oh, Ewan!

Oh, Jude, my honeybunny!

Cue soft music, sounds of the missionary and anal sex, soft focus and fade.........


xD

Re: Err.

[identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

*licks you*
jb_slasher: enter shikari; common dreads (band of brothers)

[personal profile] jb_slasher 2003-08-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee.

*licks ye, and smooches ye*

[identity profile] lupippin.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG..I've nearly died laughing....I'm crying here...hahaha

[identity profile] kohaku1977.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too! I'm still laughing! It's so great! Whee! *laughs*

Heeheehee.

*generates another story*