Hee. I envy people who can change accents at will, because I have a very hard time with that. I'll read. . . hm. I posted a bit of a story a while back that I can read, I guess, because that'd be probably closest to a local accent as you'll ever hear me say. I was concentrating really hard on sounding properly American when I recorded those earlier, so if I'm thinking less about it, my speech will slip up. I will, eventually, hit a point where I'm incomprehensible. It's appalling, really.