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I was going to go to bed and not watch the Globes, but there you go. I'm used to three hours of sleep a night. I think.
Wow, zapped in late only to realise how wrong my predictions were. From 6 awards I guessed 2. Damn.
I knew Kyra Sedgwick was going to win. I still rooted for Patricia. Stupid girl crushes.
Aw, the Heroes cast looks so nervous presenting for best performance by an actor in a tv series drama. Cuties.
Great speech by Hugh Laurie, btw. "I'm speechless. I'm literally without a speech."
Wow, Charlie Sheen. You're so... pale? skinny? What happened to you, buddy? Eeee! Emilio! Aw, boy, he's still cute. Cute speech by Charlie, too. (The "Stand up! Stand up!" part with Emilio firmly refusing and then doing this half getting up thing.)
Oh, fuck, Cars. Like I'm ever going to watch it. Wow, and now it freaking won? Wot wot wot? At least now I know how to pronounce Tony Shalhoub's name.
Joaquin! Is it just me or is he sounding slightly bored? "Andthegoldenglobegoestomerylstreep."
Meryl is cute in a way, but she goes on and on. Maybe cute isn't the right word after all. Oh, hey, Alec Baldwin in the audience. I'm so easily distracted.
Wow, commercial break again. Was that Dom sitting at that table a second before the break? Oh, I hate tv sometimes. *gets up to get a coke*
Oh, hi, Salma Hayek. She wears something white and drapey and Greek-looking and distracts me from the fact that Ben Stiller just presented a Borat clip. Or something. Hi Salma, hi.
Oh, hey, there's Prince in the audience. Didn't he not collect the globe for best song?
And with Eddie Murphy winning Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, I start to realise I'm really really really out of the loop.
About acceptance speeches: No wonder most people go: "I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible." The worst thing ever has to be forgetting to thank someone in your speech. Wow, how mad they'd be. I know I'd forget a million people. And then they'd all be pissed at me for eternity.
Was that just Geena? Oooh.
Bill Nighy! Yay! Matthew Perry looks like he didn't sleep the last week. And what about his weird tan? Anyway, Bill is brilliant.
How old is Helen Mirren and why does she look so stunning? Wow.
Another commercial break. Mmpff. I really really want to watch the Lex Luthor special from the Superman Returns DVD now, where Kevin sneezed his wig off. Hahahahaaa.
Oh my goodness, Cameron Diaz wears... a chiffon nightmare. It's frilly and... no.
What's that on Vanessa Williams' head? That's not her hair, is it? I mean, not all of it, right? And is Tim Allen hitting on her??
Jake! Jake! Wow, he looks very proper. Is he a little broader now?
(Did you realise that at this point I don't even pretend to be interested in the actual awards anymore?)
Oh, wait, spoke to soon, that's one award that interests me: Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy. Alec Baldwin! Well, I wanted Jason Lee to win, but Alec Baldwin! On the other hand, damn, another award I got wrong.
Oh, Geena. There is something wrong about her. I don't know. She looks different. Is it the nose? Wow, I'm a bad girl tonight. But I really loved her and she looks... different. Enough now.
Jamie Foxx. Sorry, but I don't really like him. And he goes on and on forever.
Oh, it's Sharon Stone and that guy from Gladiator (Djimon Hounsou, and yes, I had to look it up). If Pan's Labyrinth doesn't win Best Foreign film, I don't know. What? Alright, I'm really out of the loop here.
Jeremy Irons looks worse that Matthew Perry, in terms of sleepdeprivation. But I get to see a clip of The Queen. I want to see it.
Hugh, darling, the ruffled look does not work for you, at least not that ruffled. What happened to understatement? Paul did that so well with suits. Anyway, Hugh Grant asks Prince to take a bow, so we finally get to see him. Hans Zimmer does not win Best Score, but Alexandre Desplat.
Huge fuss over America Ferrera winning Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy for Ugly Betty. Don't look at me, I don't know the show. My guess is that I wouldn't watch it if I could catch it here on tv. *shrugs*
Tom Hanks is on a roll about... something. I didn't pay attention, sorry. Oh, right, Warren Beatty. It's late and I start to think about my bed. Tom walks funny. Don't you love my commentary? It's so deep and meaningful.
One more difference between the globes and the oscars: they don't seem to have a song here that they play when someone talks too long. That was slightly mean. I can't help it.
Dustin Hoffman, thank goodness. And don't you just love how the camera frames Jack Nicolson and the open bottle of Moet champagne?
Martin Scorcese wins Best Director. He was due. I knew it. Wow, Scorcese is short, now that I see him on stage. The acceptance speeches seems to get longer. And Scorcese talks really fast. Like Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. Remember the cell phone rant? Yeah, that fast.
Best Actor in Musical or Comedy goes to Sacha Baron Cohen for Borat? Oh and they do have a "get off the stage" song.
J.Lo speeds through her presentation as if to make up for the time that Beatty took. Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy goes to Dreamgirls. Matt from work will be so pleased. So pleased.
I nod off during break and what happens? Grey's Anatomy wins TV Series Drama! Damn. What about Heroes? Too new? Too something?
Philip Seymour Hoffman looks scruffy, hee. Oh! Oh! Maggie! She looks grrrreat. Oh wow. But she doesn't win. Oh, well, I didn't expect her too, not with Helen Mirren so obviously taking the loot home.
I wonder if any of you are still reading or if I could just go on about Kevin singing Mindgames again. Okay, I won't in case anyone is still reading.
Just how many commercial breaks are there?
Wow, deja vu. Did I do this before? Commentary with complaints about the breaks? Wow, big time deja vu here.
Is this the year of double nominations? Anyway, Forest Whitaker gets the globe for Best Actor - Drama. And he goes: "Oh, wow. Oh wow. This is... wow. This. Wow. Thank you." BEST SPEECH EVER.
Oh no, fuck, Arnold.
Babel gets Best picture. Wow. Not exactly what I predicted. But again, with the loop and all.
Bed now.
Wow, zapped in late only to realise how wrong my predictions were. From 6 awards I guessed 2. Damn.
I knew Kyra Sedgwick was going to win. I still rooted for Patricia. Stupid girl crushes.
Aw, the Heroes cast looks so nervous presenting for best performance by an actor in a tv series drama. Cuties.
Great speech by Hugh Laurie, btw. "I'm speechless. I'm literally without a speech."
Wow, Charlie Sheen. You're so... pale? skinny? What happened to you, buddy? Eeee! Emilio! Aw, boy, he's still cute. Cute speech by Charlie, too. (The "Stand up! Stand up!" part with Emilio firmly refusing and then doing this half getting up thing.)
Oh, fuck, Cars. Like I'm ever going to watch it. Wow, and now it freaking won? Wot wot wot? At least now I know how to pronounce Tony Shalhoub's name.
Joaquin! Is it just me or is he sounding slightly bored? "Andthegoldenglobegoestomerylstreep."
Meryl is cute in a way, but she goes on and on. Maybe cute isn't the right word after all. Oh, hey, Alec Baldwin in the audience. I'm so easily distracted.
Wow, commercial break again. Was that Dom sitting at that table a second before the break? Oh, I hate tv sometimes. *gets up to get a coke*
Oh, hi, Salma Hayek. She wears something white and drapey and Greek-looking and distracts me from the fact that Ben Stiller just presented a Borat clip. Or something. Hi Salma, hi.
Oh, hey, there's Prince in the audience. Didn't he not collect the globe for best song?
And with Eddie Murphy winning Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, I start to realise I'm really really really out of the loop.
About acceptance speeches: No wonder most people go: "I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible." The worst thing ever has to be forgetting to thank someone in your speech. Wow, how mad they'd be. I know I'd forget a million people. And then they'd all be pissed at me for eternity.
Was that just Geena? Oooh.
Bill Nighy! Yay! Matthew Perry looks like he didn't sleep the last week. And what about his weird tan? Anyway, Bill is brilliant.
How old is Helen Mirren and why does she look so stunning? Wow.
Another commercial break. Mmpff. I really really want to watch the Lex Luthor special from the Superman Returns DVD now, where Kevin sneezed his wig off. Hahahahaaa.
Oh my goodness, Cameron Diaz wears... a chiffon nightmare. It's frilly and... no.
What's that on Vanessa Williams' head? That's not her hair, is it? I mean, not all of it, right? And is Tim Allen hitting on her??
Jake! Jake! Wow, he looks very proper. Is he a little broader now?
(Did you realise that at this point I don't even pretend to be interested in the actual awards anymore?)
Oh, wait, spoke to soon, that's one award that interests me: Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy. Alec Baldwin! Well, I wanted Jason Lee to win, but Alec Baldwin! On the other hand, damn, another award I got wrong.
Oh, Geena. There is something wrong about her. I don't know. She looks different. Is it the nose? Wow, I'm a bad girl tonight. But I really loved her and she looks... different. Enough now.
Jamie Foxx. Sorry, but I don't really like him. And he goes on and on forever.
Oh, it's Sharon Stone and that guy from Gladiator (Djimon Hounsou, and yes, I had to look it up). If Pan's Labyrinth doesn't win Best Foreign film, I don't know. What? Alright, I'm really out of the loop here.
Jeremy Irons looks worse that Matthew Perry, in terms of sleepdeprivation. But I get to see a clip of The Queen. I want to see it.
Hugh, darling, the ruffled look does not work for you, at least not that ruffled. What happened to understatement? Paul did that so well with suits. Anyway, Hugh Grant asks Prince to take a bow, so we finally get to see him. Hans Zimmer does not win Best Score, but Alexandre Desplat.
Huge fuss over America Ferrera winning Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy for Ugly Betty. Don't look at me, I don't know the show. My guess is that I wouldn't watch it if I could catch it here on tv. *shrugs*
Tom Hanks is on a roll about... something. I didn't pay attention, sorry. Oh, right, Warren Beatty. It's late and I start to think about my bed. Tom walks funny. Don't you love my commentary? It's so deep and meaningful.
One more difference between the globes and the oscars: they don't seem to have a song here that they play when someone talks too long. That was slightly mean. I can't help it.
Dustin Hoffman, thank goodness. And don't you just love how the camera frames Jack Nicolson and the open bottle of Moet champagne?
Martin Scorcese wins Best Director. He was due. I knew it. Wow, Scorcese is short, now that I see him on stage. The acceptance speeches seems to get longer. And Scorcese talks really fast. Like Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. Remember the cell phone rant? Yeah, that fast.
Best Actor in Musical or Comedy goes to Sacha Baron Cohen for Borat? Oh and they do have a "get off the stage" song.
J.Lo speeds through her presentation as if to make up for the time that Beatty took. Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy goes to Dreamgirls. Matt from work will be so pleased. So pleased.
I nod off during break and what happens? Grey's Anatomy wins TV Series Drama! Damn. What about Heroes? Too new? Too something?
Philip Seymour Hoffman looks scruffy, hee. Oh! Oh! Maggie! She looks grrrreat. Oh wow. But she doesn't win. Oh, well, I didn't expect her too, not with Helen Mirren so obviously taking the loot home.
I wonder if any of you are still reading or if I could just go on about Kevin singing Mindgames again. Okay, I won't in case anyone is still reading.
Just how many commercial breaks are there?
Wow, deja vu. Did I do this before? Commentary with complaints about the breaks? Wow, big time deja vu here.
Is this the year of double nominations? Anyway, Forest Whitaker gets the globe for Best Actor - Drama. And he goes: "Oh, wow. Oh wow. This is... wow. This. Wow. Thank you." BEST SPEECH EVER.
Oh no, fuck, Arnold.
Babel gets Best picture. Wow. Not exactly what I predicted. But again, with the loop and all.
Bed now.