Ack!
Dear Customer,
I know you desperately want to know what I'm doing. I know you find it very hard to trust me, but please stay on your side of the counter. Do not lean over it, do not walk around it. Staring at my fingers while I'm typing your phonenumber drives me crazy. I can type numbers, you know. I work here for two and a half year now.
If I change anything in your ad, I do so because every ad has to meet certain standards. I'm not doing this to peeve you. And, no, I'm not taking the piss.
Don't yell at me when I tell you you can't get a certain ad for free. Most ads are free, sure, but this one is not. I will explain to you why this is so, so don't run away barking insults.
Tapping your fingers on my counter won't make me type quicker. I'm already typing as fast as I can, because I want you to leave.
Thank you.
I know you desperately want to know what I'm doing. I know you find it very hard to trust me, but please stay on your side of the counter. Do not lean over it, do not walk around it. Staring at my fingers while I'm typing your phonenumber drives me crazy. I can type numbers, you know. I work here for two and a half year now.
If I change anything in your ad, I do so because every ad has to meet certain standards. I'm not doing this to peeve you. And, no, I'm not taking the piss.
Don't yell at me when I tell you you can't get a certain ad for free. Most ads are free, sure, but this one is not. I will explain to you why this is so, so don't run away barking insults.
Tapping your fingers on my counter won't make me type quicker. I'm already typing as fast as I can, because I want you to leave.
Thank you.